drunk

Man says he was hit by train while walking on tracks. "I didn't really believe in God until tonight," he said.

Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

In related news, if you're looking to hire an overqualified PhD, boy have I got the guy for you.

Tonight I am drinking beer and tequila and making black bean and soy chicken fajitas.

went to the mountains
leftover beer came with me
now i'm rather drunk

hot tub, cold weather
plus some intoxication
equals a good time

rode through pigeon forge
slow-moving traffic for miles
I want to be home

as Hunter said,"Who
are these people, these faces?
where do they come from?"

begining of mc chris's "Fucking up my Christmas" is Patsy Cline's "Heartaches"