GorillaGrow.org(anic)

Thanks, I haven't seen a good crazy home page in a long time. Though he lacks Gene Ray's amusing personal insults for his readers (e.g., "You are educated singularity stupid and evil, unfit for life in the Universe of Opposites."), this Chris Seekins guy makes up for it with some great non sequiturs:

If you add up all the radius in the first five cycles and subtract it from all the radius in the following five cycles you will always get 9000. ( I was bored when the corrupt people in the state locked me up in a mental hospital to make me lose my house. Same thing happened with my last house. But that’s another story of another war.) If you add up all the radius of ten cycles and subtract all the radius of the ten cycles before you always get 36,000.

Now for how this applies to the periodic table.

The cycles go in a symmetric fashion. The most balanced point in any symmetry is the middle. I wondered if there were balanced elements, as I was always interested in alchemy and making gold to crash the market so we can use it in wire and save 20% on electrical lose over distance. That and the pope controls a lot of the gold market and he is the top of my list of least favorite people.