Eric Berry for Heisman

UT announced its official Heisman Trophy campaign for SS Eric Berry. This kid is an awesome player. I remember telling someone to watch out for him after playing NCAA Football '08 on the Xbox before the 2007 season (ha!). Best of luck to him, but he'd probably have to average more than one INT per game and several TDs to win the Heisman. The last non-QB/RB to win was CB Charles Woodson in '97—who beat out Peyton!—and before him was an end in 1949. To date, Woodson is the only primarily defensive player to have won the Heisman.

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The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
... by leaving it out.
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