I'll have the vegan Mexican pie, please. And hold the ass raping.

Submitted by mlaldrid on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 13:55
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PETA have released their top 10 list of vegetarian-friendly prison systems. Surprisingly, Tennessee makes the list with their offerings of TVP ala king, veggie burgers, veg sweet and sour, veg chili, veg stir fry, and (mmm..) TVP country gravy.

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Why does this exist?

Submitted by aburd on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 18:50.

Is this a list for vegetarian criminals so they know which states to commit crimes in? You vegies are weird.

Yes, it's a list for

Submitted by mlaldrid on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 19:46.

Yes, it's a list for vegetarian criminals so they know which states to commit crimes in. Or maybe it's just a list compiled by people who make it their life's purpose to do, well, all the things that PETA do.

Either way, who knew you could get vegan peach cobbler in a Georgia prison?

Actually...

Submitted by msallen on Fri, 12/14/2007 - 13:39.

All vegetarians are criminals at heart. As if this wasn't clear given their perverted and bizarre lifestyle.

So...

Submitted by candass on Wed, 12/19/2007 - 13:30.

what does that make the vegans?

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.